I've Got The Key, I've Got The Secret....
Address                		HWtype  		HWaddress           	Flags Mask            Iface
uncrackable.security.isnt	ether		09:F9:11:02:9D:74	C			     eth0
no.unbreakable.encryption ether		E3:5B:D8:41:56:C5	C			     eth0
better.luck.next.time		ether		63:56:88:C0:00:00	C			     eth0
Edit: Seeing it reported as a lead story on news.com.au (Essentially “The Australian” newspaper and it’s stablemates online) was hilarious.