From the comments on a TIME item regarding Jesus Christ’s “may-or-may not have been true or allegory” ressurrectionÂ (via Metafilter)
“I’ve already advised the Discovery Channel that if they air this I will cancel my subscription….they should be lucky that I don’t strap explosives around my waste.”
I don’t know what our fanatically-inclined but spelling-challenged friend had in mind, but all I can imagine is a turd wrapped in dynamite. Praise the Lord and pass ’em the dictionary.
(This post has, per longstanding internet tradition regarding spelling flames, at least one obvious spelling mistake)