This cannot be happening!
Dublin Guiness Brewery to close?
My Irish brethren - don’t let this happen! It’s a slight against common decency! What would Dylan Thomas, George Best and Father Jack have said!
The local on-tap stuff is already shite thanks to hard water around the local breweries, if the canned / bottled imports from Ireland go, I’m going to have to give up drinking, which just isn’t right.
If it weren’t for alcohol, why would I do things like register domains on a whim (enlartenment.com? People still ask me what it means) or open MySpace profiles (http://www.myspace.com/thatfleminggent) or take advice about baring my soul on online dating services as a good idea
(Yeah, it worked for you - but you’re smoking hot - every photo I have of myself looks like I’ve just eaten / about to eat an infant.
You know who you are and I love you all the same 
)
Then again - perhaps a combination of my good self + MySpace + RSVP/Lavalife = more people start drinking = more reason for Guiness to stay at St. James’ Gate.
Stout Beer For The Win!
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