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  • Really should use a templating engine for Meisha's website.. 21 hrs ago
  • Flicking some DNS zones around. #powerdns gsqlite3 backend really doesn't like apostrophes in TXT RRs :-P 1 day ago
  • "Firefox: It Won't Make Your Missus Puke" should be the next Mozilla slogan :-) 2 days ago
  • Questions With Obvious Answers Number 65535: Asking a sysadmin on a Friday afternoon if he wants a beer. 2 days ago
  • I hope rebirth really exists so my network administrator spends the next several lifetimes as a telemarketer. Thatll teach him. 2 days ago
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Accidental internet-speak meets old pop-culture reference.

ROLF (n); rolling on the floor laughing, while holding/playing a wobbleboard
(for the non-Aussie / Pom readers, or you youngsters who don’t get the above reference, it refers to this man
See what I mean on YouTube
(not a rickroll, I promise)

Another quick one…

I have heard through the grapevine that my old pal Tina Wallmann is representing “The Drink” nightclub (Gold Coast, Australia for those who are not familiar with it) in this year’s Miss Indy competition. Good luck my friend!
(No more running as an also-ran behind some swamp donkey at the now-defunct but not-really-missed City Rowers nightclub [...]

Day Of The Dickhead

Slap on the wrist for bomb joke
Big Brother Housemates Evicted
One has to wonder what has been going through the minds of some of these people; the first, a footballer making “jokes” about bombs on domestic flights (to a teammate of Arabic extraction no less) and the latter two “reality TV” boofheads flopping out the tackle [...]

Hey Millsy….

Robert “Millsy” Mills, Australian Idol also-ran and professional handbag: “I can’t get no respect”*
Um, dude - you put your dick in Paris Hilton. I repeat You *WILLINGLY* put your dick in Paris Hilton. You’ll never get the skank taint out of it now.
Ergo, no one is going to want to go near you with a [...]