Robert “Millsy” Mills, Australian Idol also-ran and professional handbag: “I can’t get no respect”*
Um, dude – you put your dick in Paris Hilton. I repeat You *WILLINGLY* put your dick in Paris Hilton. You’ll never get the skank taint out of it now.
Ergo, no one is going to want to go near you with a sterilised 10 foot pole. Moving to the USA or Swaziland or Outer Bumfuckistan will not change that.
You may as well cut it off and get a new one.
* With apologies to the late, great Rodney Dangerfield.
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